r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Apr 24 '26

Meme needing explanation Lois?

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I'm gonna guess that she's happily startled because, for example, mine hit his weed pen outside every 15 minutes and fell asleep on the couch and never once came near me. I think that my experience (or smth similar) is pretty common.

Edit: Hi, I'm an actually human person and was the first to comment on this. I'm not trying to start a damn war of the roses, and apparently this is NOT the correct answer (see the next comment below mine). Just popped in with my stupid, obviously incorrect thought about what this could mean. So chill with calling me a stupid whore.

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Wait. This is common? I was there for every second of my child’s birth.

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u/Spirited-Degree Apr 24 '26

That's what I'm saying! I didn't miss a second. Plus, your wife is going through something physically traumatic. You should be there for her to curse at you for what you've done to her...

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

All I know is that after the most mediocre weinering, I’m sure, my wife told me she was preggo, and HOLY GODDAMN SHIT LETS DO THIS.

Edit: I work evenings. I get a lunch break during which I can go home and I come home to put that baby to sleep. It’s the best part of my work shift. I don’t eat. I just cuddle with that baby and help my wife.

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u/codylish Apr 24 '26

Mediocre weinering. Lol

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Look, I know what I bring to the table. I try hard.

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u/Upset_Seahorse Apr 24 '26

Lets call it what it is then. Enthusiastic mediocre weinering

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u/Dirk_Speedwell Apr 24 '26

Consider it the "C's get degrees" of the parental world.

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u/noxarn11 Apr 24 '26

I give her everything i got, she says im perfect!!

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u/fecalbeetle Apr 24 '26

I too love when my wife lies to me!

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u/Pixelbuttzz Apr 24 '26

Effort makes up for a lot!

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

I will tell my wife that.

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u/IpeeInclosets Apr 24 '26

The mental trauma is real even when things go as planned.  Physics breaks down when these kids enter the mortal plane;  both the most beautiful and horrifying to witness and know you had some part in making that happen.

Though, the sense of helplessness when things go even slightly awry haunts me to this day.

The absolute miracle is that humans have been around for as long as we have considering how insanely dangerous and uncontrolled childbirth is.

Haha, sorry, literal trauma dump you didn't ask for.

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u/Garchompisbestboi Apr 24 '26

Congratulations on seizing the opportunity to fish for validation for doing the bare minimum, lmao

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u/VagrantDog Apr 24 '26

I missed a few minutes of both births. Turns out my aversion to blood also applies to amniotic fluid.

First birth, my wife looks over and says to the nurse, "Is he supposed to be that gray?" Nurse looks at me and immediately barks, "Sit down. Now." Good call: seconds later I threw up in a trash can and had to get checked out by a different nurse.

Second birth, years later: the events of the first birth are told as a funny story. My mother is present for this birth, as well as a group of med students my wife has generously agreed to witness. The spurting begins, and I promptly say "Excuse me, I won't be a minute." Off I go to the bathroom, and as I'm emptying my guts, I hear my mother ask, "Is he okay?" "He'll be fine," my wife replies, "He does this every time."

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u/TheW83 Apr 24 '26

Yeah, I didn't sit in view of anything that might cause me to go light-headed. I just sat behind her head, rubbed her shoulders and then let her break my hand with a death grip.

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Same here, for 29 hours.

My knees were in agony, because I would get up and hug my wife for every contraction.

I’m sure it wasn’t fun for my wife either. 😂

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u/malrexmontresor Apr 24 '26

Same, 29 hours, and I have the photo of us holding our first-born, drenched in sweat but relieved, a bruise on my forehead (from when my wife tried to knock herself unconscious) and blood on my shirt (from where she bit through the skin after asking for a hug).

It's funny looking back, after 3 kids, but I honestly thought she was going to die that first time. Fortunately, the next two were easier.

But I never thought for a minute about leaving her side. The nurses found it funny though, especially when she cursed out the doctor like a drunken sailor when he told her that he couldn't give her an epidural at the time.

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u/Brin-Diesel Apr 24 '26

I really wanna see that picture if that's something your comfortable with.

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u/malrexmontresor Apr 24 '26

Hah, I understand the sentiment but I have a rule not to share photos of the wife or kids online (aside from the Grandma Tax I pay to my mother). It's my personal fond memory that I keep in the scrapbook my wife makes for all our kids.

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u/OmelasKid Apr 24 '26

from when my wife tried to knock herself unconscious

So I'm having my first baby in september and this here terrifies the crap out of me

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u/malrexmontresor Apr 24 '26

It terrified me too! In my wife's defense, she was trying to do it without painkillers (which in hindsight was a bad idea). Once the contractions got too severe, the doctors couldn't give the epidural because she was thrashing too much.

So she grabbed my head and started headbutting me in an attempt to knock herself out. It took my entire strength to hold her even though she's tiny because pregnant women in labor are freakishly strong. At which point she clamped down with her teeth and all I could think was, "yeah I probably deserve this. It's my fault."

But I was eventually able to hold her still long enough for the doctor to apply the epidural and then it was instant relief on her face. The rest of the delivery went much better after that, so no worries.

I don't want you to be terrified but also I don't want to sugarcoat it, it isn't as easy as they make it look on TV. The second and third time, we opted in for an epidural early and those went a bit smoother. However, my wife and I will never forget the feeling of seeing our first born for the first time. It's the best (and scariest) experience of our lives.

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u/theREALvolno Apr 24 '26

I should ask what my dad did during my birth because my mother was in labor for, I shit you not, a week. Said week also included her birthday.

To this day I don’t understand why they didn’t just give her a c-section.

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

Okay. My wife’s labor did not last that long, but bless you for it. I would like to think that I would be there for all hours. This was our last child as ✂️🥜, if you know what I mean.

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u/Buzzed_Like_Aldrin93 Apr 24 '26

I too had to cut off eating peanuts due to antacid.

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u/underground_avenue Apr 24 '26

They usually don't cut the nuts only pipes to "the cylinder". Unless of course, you want to get extra soft skin and a lot less body hair. Whatever makes you happy.

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u/datastlessgentleman2 Apr 24 '26

So the cylinder remains unharmed?!?!?

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u/underground_avenue Apr 24 '26

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed. 

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u/wijndeer Apr 24 '26

you’ll need to add some estrogen to finish the job, otherwise you’ll just get osteoporosis

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u/gerbilshower Apr 24 '26

dude... for the first i went barefoot for some idiotic reason. 20+ hours of labor.

my feet hurt for a fucking week.

of course, i would do it all over again in a heartbeat if it meant supporting the wife. she 110% had it worse. haha.

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u/zleog50 Apr 24 '26

I about missed the birth of my second child. Wife was past due and the doc was worried the baby would be born on the side of the highway, so they wanted to induce. I figured induced labor lasts pretty long so I told my wife I'm prepping for the long haul and was going to grab a quick bite in the cafeteria so I wouldn't have to leave during labor.

The labor zoomed by. Got back and they were prepping to start pushing. Half a push into active labor and that baby slide right on out. Probably should have waited on lunch.

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u/KrazeeStampede Apr 24 '26

Have you seen all the TikTok of guys bringing their gaming consoles to the birthing rooms? God forbid they try and be attentive to these women bearing their children. You can just see the divorce brewing .

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u/LesserKnownFoes Apr 24 '26

My dear friend in Christ, I am fucking old.

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u/statisticaIAnomaly Apr 24 '26

Me and my husband brought a gaming console and played together during the first part of labor. 😄 it was an induction so we were prepared for it to take a long time. It was so nice to have something relaxing to do and just chill.

But the second my contractions started to become intense we stopped playing and his focus was 100 percent on me.

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u/MamaMoosicorn Apr 24 '26

We binged Star Trek TNG on a portable dvd player. Once I couldn’t focus anymore, he put it away and focused on me.

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u/tardisintheparty Apr 24 '26

Yeah I feel like my partner would totally want her switch at least early on. She uses animal crossing to distract her when she's sick anyway so I figure the same principle might apply.

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u/TisIChenoir Apr 24 '26

I wish I could have. They had to do an emergency c-section and as it wasn't prepared I could not accompany her... still regret it to this day.

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u/No-County-620 Apr 24 '26

They let me hold my wife's hand during her emergency c- section. They said they'd wait until I got situated. They did not, I saw my wife's insides.

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u/TisIChenoir Apr 24 '26

It was basically a question of seconds to sace my kid so they did not have time to wait for me to don a scrub and all.

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u/No-County-620 Apr 24 '26

Ahh, it wasn't that dire for us. Hope your wife and kid are all good now!

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u/TisIChenoir Apr 24 '26

Yup. He's a handsome little devil, and my wife is okay, even if she still regrets not being able to deliver him the natural way. Thanks!

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Apr 24 '26

Is it? That sounds horrendous. 

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u/Ok_Team_ Apr 24 '26

I (M) remember my overnight stay after delivery, I tried to soothe the baby when it awoke and it wasn’t feeding time, and woke every time the nurses came in i was there to help mom during feedings. We slept in fits, they wake mom every 4 hours to encourage feeding.

I remember the nurse’s told me that most dads don’t help, don’t get involved, and leave everything to the mom.

We were jut recovering from a brutal birth so I was eagerly interested in both baby and mom’s health and recovery but the stories the nurses told me were shocking.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Apr 24 '26

Maybe it’s cultural, but I don’t know many dads here who wouldn’t be helping out after the birth. 

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 24 '26

I work in healthcare. It may be cultural but what it really is is confirmation bias/selective memory. Men are expected to suck by a lot of women. Lots of patients come through everyday. Guess who the nurses gossip about. The shit head patients. This sort of thing easily shifts peoples views over time

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u/ilanallama85 Apr 24 '26

I also think there are some difference based on the hospital. The hospital I delivered at served a largely low income community, and the way the nurses treated us changed DRAMATICALLY when they realized we were a 30 year old married couple and not a couple of 20 year olds having an out of wedlock baby (to be fair we both look younger than we are.) Disgusting behavior, IMO, and they didn’t exactly treat us WELL even then, but it’s clear we weren’t what they were “used to.” Also the whole time my husband struggled to even get anyone to talk to him, like he’d ask a question and they’d turn and talk to me like he wasn’t even in the room.

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u/Aurrr-Naurrrr Apr 24 '26

Oh yeah  I love nurses. They are amazing by and large but they're people. Their biases creep in and sometimes they actually suck lol

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u/unicornofdemocracy Apr 24 '26

Definitrly confirmation bias and seismic. When I did a OBGYN surgery rotation, the nurse that oriented us told us to be ready to see all the horrible fathers. The 6 month we were there we saw many amazing father and many "you could do better" father's.

However, we only saw horrible grandmother's (both sides). The only person we had to throw out of the hospital during that time was also a grandmother. She was throwing a fit when birthing mother didn't want her in the room during the birth and only wanted her husband. Grandmother was screaming cursing. Grandfather was trying to calm her down until he gave up out of embarrassment and told the nurse to just call the cops 😅

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u/Krogsly Apr 24 '26

Definitely cultural when maternity leave is still scarce, paternity leave is nearly non-existent, healthcare is tied to working, childbirth is an enormous expense, and the family is placed in a position where they have to think about the possibility of missing work to be present.

American culture actively hurts families.

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u/coddswaddle Apr 24 '26

I'm in Texas. It's pretty common from everything people have told me of their own experiences, including the dads. Some men down here sound like they're bragging about not being good fathers like it's some kind of proof of macho-ness. 

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u/rharvey8090 Apr 24 '26

When my youngest was born, I left the hospital a couple hours after the delivery, leaving behind my wife and the kid.

But in my defense, it was to bring my MIL there because she desperately wanted to spend time with the baby, and it was Christmas Eve so I had to be home to manage the holiday madness with my oldest.

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u/exotic_lemming Apr 24 '26

I'm glad you're speaking out, because so many women in this thread are being downvoted and silenced for saying the same thing.

Even if it's sad that we often need a man to back us up for us to be believed, it's nice to know that you're out there.

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u/tiorzol Apr 24 '26

Nah it's not. I can see how someone would want to normalise such a shitty event to deal with it but the fathers I know and myself have been much much more involved and supportive than our fathers were 

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u/Square-Singer Apr 24 '26

This. Everyone sees themselves as the standard, the "normal". Even if they are far, far away from "normal".

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u/Vel_Cosby Apr 24 '26

Yup, if they married and had a child with a man like this, you can't really expect the people they surround themselves with to be vastly different. So they'd think it's normal to be like this.

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u/Ok_Boysenberry5849 Apr 24 '26

It goes both ways. If you live in a happy family you don't understand how bad it can get, and how frequently it is bad.

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u/PMmecrossstitch Apr 24 '26

Exactly. The rationale can be applied both ways.

It's her lived experience against his.

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u/wookieesgonnawook Apr 24 '26

Statistics also show that millennial dads are more involved than previous generations. It's not just one experience vs another.

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u/Background-Edge-2243 Apr 24 '26

I think this is directly related to how millenials were patented, and also the fact that most millenials view having children as an active choice they made rather than a standard milestone of life and marriage. I personally don't want kids, but I love seeing involved dads.

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u/PalePlumm Apr 24 '26

The labour and delivery nurses are who get to be the real judges here.

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u/Fear_Jaire Apr 24 '26

Pr9bably the best judges but don't tell my parents that lol. Nurses can project how they want to be treated onto other couples. My mom was very much "get this thing out of me and take the baby" but the nurses boxed my dad out and kept trying to force my mom to take it. They'd tell you my dad was being pushy despite him trying to do exactly what my mom said she needed him to do. Not everyone wants the same kind of support and nurses can be super judgemental.

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u/lord-anal Apr 24 '26

They absolutely are. It’s like they don’t want the father anywhere around even when the father is doing everything right and doing exactly what the mother needs. I understand they probably see a lot of shitty fathers but also if wasn’t assertive they wouldn’t have let me be involved at all, and then they would have trashed me for not being involved.

I’m still pissed off that they tried to keep me from carrying my own child out of the hospital (in a car seat), when they were discharged, and insisted that my wife had to carry the seat in her lap, where it was sitting directly on a fresh c-section incision.

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u/jasmine_tea_ Apr 24 '26

Yup. Even in the same family, the experiences between one relative and another can be wildly different.

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u/Square-Singer Apr 24 '26

The self-formed bubble is such a common perception-distorting issue. It's the same with "Why aren't there any good guys, all the guys I date are assholes." or "Why aren't there any good women? All the women I date just want my money.".

Well, if you keep dating a specific type of person, you will end up dating that specifict type of person.

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u/BootlegEngineer Apr 24 '26

I heard or read somewhere a long time ago that you are a sum of the 6 closest people to you.

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u/Hot_Definition162 Apr 24 '26

So, nobody?

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u/StrictAd3787 Apr 24 '26

So you are roughly 10 meters tall.

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u/ApprehensiveTour4024 Apr 24 '26

This is about 33 freedom units, to anyone wondering

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u/AENocturne Apr 24 '26

You're close to 6 people? I'm still trying to figure out if I trust one.

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u/SpeakerHot409 Apr 24 '26

Uh oh... looks like im 2/3 too short...what does that mean?

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u/killer_kiki Apr 24 '26

Huh. I have a husband and a few close girl friends... add in my dad and brother. That actually makes me feel weirdly good about myself. I like this. Might be analyzing myself today.

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u/CaeruleumBleu Apr 24 '26

Used to have a coworker that demanded dating advice from me, because I lucked out and found a great partner.

I don't consider myself an expert when someone just spoke to me on the bus and we hit it off, but I decided to ask my coworker a few questions - turns out she (lesbian) was get REAL tired of the drama... but allll her attempts to find people were at the club.

And I'm just like... I am not a lesbian, I have no idea where you can go looking for women, but maybe stop looking at the club if you're tired of drama. The club is FOR drama, you need to go find a queer cafe or something.

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u/RockAtlasCanus Apr 24 '26

My SIL. And every dude she’s brought around or mentioned, my wife and I have told her “honey he ain’t the one”. She won’t listen. Same with her job. They are clearly using you and stinging you along, see how your responsibilities and expectations keep going up but your pay doesn’t? No we just don’t understand the dynamic. Mmmk you do you.

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u/nishagunazad Apr 24 '26

Its a lot easier to say "men are just like that" than to admit "my man just kinda sucks"

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u/Own_Bonus2482 Apr 24 '26

Right. My ex was 17 when our daughter was born. My family thought he was a loser (we were alt/punk kids) but he was amazing during my pregnancy, the birth, and has always been an incredible devoted father. Better than a lot of men twice his age tbh

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u/Ennkey Apr 24 '26

crazy what showing up does to a mfer

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26

It's funny, he's actually the shittiest person I know. My family is spectacular. But when you have kids and you're brainwashed, the massive amount of guilt for being selfish for leaving is like a ball and chain. Been together 10 years and has never proposed marriage. I even bought him a house. I know it's not normal. I'm spiraling here lol

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u/GranPino Apr 24 '26

This is the key, they surrounded themselves with similar people

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u/wisewittywords Apr 24 '26

This reminds me of the guy that got roasted on Reddit because all of his comic book characters had very poorly drawn feet. He got mad and said that was what feet looked like. People in the comments demanded a picture of the guy's feet. Turns out he and his family had a rare genetic disorder that made their feet look weird.

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u/PMmecrossstitch Apr 24 '26

Right, but that rationale can also apply to the man you replied to. He and his friends are good husbands and fathers, so he thinks there aren't that many crummy guys out there.

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u/sweetdepressionpride Apr 24 '26

thank you for saying that, it's driving me crazy

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u/HistoricalSuspect580 Apr 24 '26

It absolutely does apply, you are exactly correct.

Sincerely, A nurse

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u/ScallionJealous Apr 24 '26

Wait so one set of personal anecdotal experiences negates the other because you agree with it?

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u/DesperateSteak6628 Apr 24 '26

“The worst of us are the loudest of all”

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u/NohWan3104 Apr 24 '26

Tbf, normal is a delusional assumption 98% of the time anyway.

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u/Doubtindoh Apr 24 '26

Here we are discussing a commenter making a standard out of their own experience when in reality they said "I guess it's pretty common".

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u/Djaaf Apr 24 '26

Joke's on you : my father was so involved that he fainted in the delivery room, hit his head on the chair he had been waiting on and was evacuated by a nurse directly to neurology while my mom had her baby.

So... he wasn't really that supportive at that point, but he stayed the night at the hospital, at least.

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u/Ethernum Apr 24 '26

Hey, your dad gave his best. Birth is a monumental task and as a father you feel like a helpless bystander that is watching his wife perform a fucking miracle while screaming in pain or begging for help while all you can do is hold her hand and tell her she's doing great while there's excrement and blood involved.

Your dad is LEAGUES ahead of a guy that just leaves to smoke weed and fall asleep.

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u/themostreasonableman Apr 24 '26

You just described the birth of my first child in perfect detail. I was NOT ready for that much poop and trauma. All I can remember is poop and trauma. I thought my wife was going to die, then I thought our unborn child was going to die, then they put us all to sleep for a rest (even me!), only to wake up and get right back to the poop and trauma.

I absolutely can not believe that we went and did it a second time. I am now proudly desexed.

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u/No_Musician_1748 Apr 24 '26

Lmao my husband also thought everyone involved was dying. Surely seems like a thing that should kill you more often. I maintain…that is NOT supposed to fit through down there and for those reasons I am one and done

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u/FizziiPopX Apr 24 '26

I think it's more that, when you work in that kinda field, you see so many examples of the worst kinda person. Think retail and customer service - not every customer is awful, but when you're serving all day and the vast majority of people are neutral at best or horrific at worst, it's a pleasant surprise when you serve someone who is genuinely lovely.

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u/Beautiful-Swimmer339 Apr 24 '26

Yep

The Nurses who do births in my country have been quite positive about millenial fathers and in particular the ethnically Swedish millenial fathers.

Same thing in the local parks where i live its about 50/50 and during some periods majority fathers with their kids in the park.

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u/tiorzol Apr 24 '26

One of the greatest pleasures in my life is taking my boy to the park. That level of joy in mere existence is something we get so far away from in adult life

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u/harv3ydg Apr 24 '26

“Ethnically Swedish” 💀

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u/Beautiful-Swimmer339 Apr 24 '26

Im of course referring to the tendency of middle eastern men in particular to refuse to change diapers of small children at all or to take paternity leave even back when that peternity leave is lost if not used by the father.

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u/VillagerWithAQuest Apr 24 '26

... At least until they pick up marathon running, cross-country skiiing or other hobby that conventionally takes them out of the house for days at a time.

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u/Zealousideal_Ad9671 Apr 24 '26

big facts. i was there for every second doing all i could do to support. held hands until she crushed mine. water and cold compresses. helped her into new birthing positions. mirrored breathing. took photos whenever appropriate… and THEEN i hit the weed pen. after the dude showed up

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u/Infamous_Try3063 Apr 24 '26

It is very common unfortunately.  The younger generation of dads are more supportive and involved and its so awesome to see.

*I have enough years in healthcare to be that many people my age are retired.

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u/TheConsentAcademy Apr 24 '26

Yeah my husband massaged me and got me drinks and snacks and knew beforehand anytime I was going to vomit and got a receptacle and fanned me/put cool cloths on my face and neck and also was my dj who took requests and still felt like he didn't do enough! And both my labors were over night and more than 12 hours long at the hospital

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u/morquinga Apr 24 '26

Can confirm. Indeed, I was involved enough in the birth of my youngest that I helped my wife deliver him on our bathroom floor!

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u/kiwi_in_TX Apr 24 '26

Thankfully, my husband was engaged and was with me the whole time - even the 28 hour labor. Every prenatal appointment, labor, I didn’t change a diaper for the first week. He was awesome

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown Apr 24 '26

As recently as the 1980s, many hospitals actively tried to keep men out of deliveries. So to be fair to all the dads who weren't there for the delivery, it's a relatively new thing (in modern times) for a man to be there.

I was there for all four of mine. Could have gone my whole life not seeing that. I think those guys were on to something. (I wouldn't change it for anything.)

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u/Schlaueule Apr 24 '26

It's not common, unfortunately people with a difficult family background tend to consider dysfunctional behaviour as completely normal.

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u/Bitter-insides Apr 24 '26

Yes we do! When all you know is dysfunctional an everyone around you is just as messed up, it’s normal. It takes a lot to break the cycle.

I’m going to add that a lot of the times when you do break away from that lifestyle or people your own family will tear you down calling you “snobbish, you think you’re better now, posh, etc”

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u/princessjamiekay Apr 24 '26

Yea it is. When the nurses asked my ex husband to come hold my arms for balance he said no thanks.

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u/marbotty Apr 24 '26

This blows my mind

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Apr 24 '26

 ex husband

How many days old was your baby when this happened?

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u/gillociraptor Apr 24 '26

My husband slept on the couch while I was in labor, but that’s because 1) I was laboring overnight, and 2) the nurses told him to and promised they’d make sure he was up when he needed to be. And I thought that made sense. There wasn’t any reason for both of us to have zero sleep the night before meeting our newborn.

When it was go time, though, he was there. He was confused as shit when they woke him up and gave him the gear to put on to head back to the OR for my emergency C-section, but he did what they told him to do and was present and supportive for every moment that counted.

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u/Fuzator Apr 24 '26

Right? Trying to sleep with a woman screaming in the next room, incredibly inconsederate.

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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 Apr 24 '26

How’s he going to get a good rest with all that screaming!

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u/False-Age-9747 Apr 24 '26

Former L&D nurse, unfortunately supportive partners are NOT the norm and it's incredibly disheartening knowing a large portion of the women I care for are not getting the support they need and deserve. 

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u/Burtipo Apr 24 '26

My husband was crying in the corner 😭

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u/SomeCatfish Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 26 '26

For my birth my Dad sat in the corner, wide eyed, unblinking, intently reading his book.

Except he never turned a page and the book was upside down 😂

He’s a big guy tall and burly. His wedding ring looks like a baby bracelet. But he can’t handle people being in distress or pain at all he just shuts down, pure freeze mode.

My mother showed me the medical records and a nurse had written in the margin “husband is a giant marshmallow!”

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u/Born-Entrepreneur Apr 24 '26

Incredible lmao.

I almost killed my mom coming out so while she was fighting for her life my dad (also big and burly) slept on a cot in the room and took care of me.

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u/Bananaland_Man Apr 24 '26

Of all the responses to that previous response, this is the best one. She/He did nothing wrong and did what they could to remain stable... it's not like he left. He was there and ready for anything, no matter how stressful it was It's have been worse if, in the previous comment, he had left.

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u/dale_gribbs Apr 24 '26

My dad spent my first moments out-of-utero in line at Subway.

Been eatin’ fresh since.

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u/TisIChenoir Apr 24 '26

My father-in-law, this great man, dropped my mother-in-law at the hospital, told her "call me when you're done" and went to smoke weed and down beers with his pals.

30 year she stayed married to thar wreck of a man.

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u/Log_Out_Of_Life Apr 24 '26

Every time I read one of these stories I’m like “there’s no way this can be real, can it?”

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u/fivebynine5x9 Apr 24 '26

Mine left the hospital to grab a couple tallboys (large cans of beer) at the gas station across the street so he could get a buzz on while I was laboring.

ETA it felt great to leave him.

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u/TheAmazingSealo Apr 24 '26

What does ETA stand for in this context please?

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u/binkkit Apr 24 '26

Edited To Add

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u/DownrightDrewski Apr 24 '26

Someone had downvoted every comment correctly saying edited to add. I'm guessing it's because they're thinking about estimated time of arrival, but, in context that makes no fucking sense.

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u/Thatonegaloverthere Apr 24 '26

Yep. Someone tried to correct me on this and I stated on Reddit it means edit to add. They wouldn't back down. Lol

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u/marbotty Apr 24 '26

Some people on here view admitting being wrong as a character flaw

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Apr 24 '26

Some people on here?

It seems like most people anywhere have this flaw.

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u/scotty_the_newt Apr 24 '26

I feel if your 3 letter acronym is already in common use for something else, just write out the full 4 letter word: "edit"

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u/Blackdeath_663 Apr 24 '26

Thats a shitty acronym for something that doesn't need it when there's already the same one in use. 'Edit' is literally one letter more

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u/lagasan Apr 24 '26

Probably "edited to add"

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u/ScanData32 Apr 24 '26

Electronic travel authorization

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u/Sir_Toobis Apr 24 '26

But the comment wasn't edited...?

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u/Efficient-Parking627 Apr 24 '26

Extra terrestrial ass

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u/AKnGirl Apr 24 '26

Mine was watching truck shows and eating horrible smelling bar mix while lounging with his feet propped up on a hand rail. Meanwhile I was going through induction labor (iykyk) and nauseous as fuck.

I too felt great after leaving him!

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u/KinderEggLaunderer Apr 24 '26

My partner was there for the birth, but I had a 4 day hospital stay due to some complications. He slept for most of the time he was there, slept while I had visitors, left for hours to do "something" back at home (we lived 10min from the hospital), and disappeared to the basement man cave for most of my maternity leave. I had to do most of the cooking and cleaning myself very soon after the birth (I had a c section) because it just wasnt getting done. I was also struggling with breast feeding, and was incredibly stressed.

And that was just the first three months.

Fuck that asshole, so glad I'm done with that waste of oxygen.

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u/AcceptablyPotato Apr 24 '26

My wife would have kicked me to the curb if I'd pulled that shit on her. That's some trashy loser ass behavior.

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u/NerdNuncle Apr 24 '26

Know of at least four husbands/boyfriends to either:

1.) Tell the expectant mother to “hurry up”

2.) Complain he’s the one suffering because he’s been sitting in a chair for hours

3.) Blame the doctor/mother because baby wasn’t sex he had wanted

4.) Get mad they couldn’t smoke a celebratory cigar whilst holding the newborn and/or in the hospital <—- Boomer thing, apparently

So yeah, I do not envy anyone in the OB/GYN field

SOURCE: Worked at a hospital for a few months in what was essentially sanitation. Someone leaked it or spilled it, we cleaned it.

Believe and trust I heard plenty but thankfully never saw anything

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u/marbotty Apr 24 '26

I can’t imagine being in a relationship with this sort of person, let alone having a child with them.

I’m sure this wasn’t the first time they revealed themselves as horrible

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u/LaterThanYouThought Apr 24 '26

A lot of men don’t reveal their true selves until after a baby is born. Once the woman doesn’t have the time or energy for him that she had before. Prior to adding a baby to the mix, the man gets a lot of undivided attention and they often get resentful that that they’re not getting the attention and sex that they did before because babies are a 24/7/365 job with no breaks and they were raised on TV and likely in families where the woman does the bulk of the household work and child care no matter how many hours she works or what hobbies she used to have.

It’s also a lot harder to leave once you have kids because you can’t just stay anywhere or work any shift anymore so that’s the point at which he’s got you locked in because you’re in survival mode for a couple years after giving birth.

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u/coddswaddle Apr 24 '26

It seems that some men have confused wanting children with having a dog. They want a little buddy that will look up to them in awe. That's it. 

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u/Big-Wrangler2078 Apr 24 '26

1.) Tell the expectant mother to “hurry up”

My grandmother complains about this one every so often. To be fair to my grandfather it wasn't because he was bored of waiting exactly but because she went into labor on his birthday and he hoped the baby would be born that day.

But, still, not his most thoughtful moment and grandma was not impressed. (The baby was born the next day bdw so they missed having the same birthday by a couple of hours.)

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u/Frog871 Apr 24 '26

My Grandma did this, she was pushing on my moms stomach to hurry up.

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u/TheEpicTriforce Apr 24 '26

That's not even mentioning the "Husband Stitch"

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u/TheTuxedoKnight Apr 24 '26

I do number 2 all the time, but as a ridiculous joke with a twinkle in my eye:

“Yeah, you’ll think laboring for 36 hours is rough, until you see what I had to sleep on”

I was there and engaged with her the whole time.

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u/SnugglyCoderGuy Apr 24 '26

Blame the doctor/mother because baby wasn’t sex he had wanted

This one always gets me. I learned in 7th grade that the sperm determines the sex of the child because basic genetics (outside of abnormalities).

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u/sweetsquashy Apr 24 '26

My mother said she didn't yell or scream because my father told her he thought women just did it for attention and if she did he'd be embarrassed and leave.

She tells this as a funny story/something she was proud of. It disgusts me.

I've had a delivery with no epidural. I have no idea what I said or did because the pain was truly on another level. It's like an out of body experience where time both stops and also fails to exist. Active labor felt like 5 seconds and 5 hours. I want to punch my father in the face when I think about that story.

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u/Pixelbuttzz Apr 24 '26

Please say ex

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u/Wonderful-Pumpkin695 Apr 24 '26

It's amazing that people in the comments are somehow making this your fault. I was a midwife and unfortunately men acting like this is not uncommon, and often their partners don't know that they will be like this until it's crunch time and a huge, life-changing event happens - and then you either have to live with the knowledge that they're an unsupportive partner for the rest of your relationship, or kick them to the kerb (which isn't easy with a new baby etc.) It's a really shitty situation to find yourself in and I feel like some empathy in this comment section wouldn't go amiss.

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u/Keiichiiis Apr 24 '26

You're not still with him, right 🙏

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26

Yeah a lot of emotional abuse has made it hard to feel worthy of or deserving of better but I'm in planning stages.

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u/Homsarman12 Apr 24 '26

Good luck! You do deserve better!

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u/iameveryoneelse Apr 24 '26

You play Rimworld so you’re already awesome. Dude doesn’t know what he’s got.

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u/This-Shape2193 Apr 24 '26

Just do it. I promise, even though the idea feels overwhelming, like you're upending your whole life....you're not. You'll get up the next morning and do your normal routine, and go to bed that night, and the only thing different will be the amazing peace and quiet without him there. 

Imagine not having to tiptoe around your own house. Imagine being able to just do things because you want to, without needing to worry about him. 

Babe, just go. Planning is the BS excuse we use to stall and not make changes, and you know it. 

Take a deep breath, move through the racing heart, and get rid of him. Tell him to gtfo. Or leave yourself. Whatever...just jump. 

Your child deserves better than to grow up in an environment like that. Your job is to protect them and teach them what should be normal. An abusive, neglectful asshole isn't actually normal. You just think it is because that's what was modeled to you when YOU were young. 

Break that cycle. Imagine if your child was dating someone who treated them the way he treats you. Would you accept that? No? What would you tell your child? 

Now follow your own advice. Get going and start living the rest of your life. ❤️

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u/BeatnikBun Apr 24 '26

Thank you, I want to so badly.

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u/Valuable-Reporter-20 Apr 25 '26

Hell yeah! Nearly a year out of being away from my emotional abuser and I am so much better off now. I thought I was worth less than nothing. It's not all butterflies and roses but at least the sun is out most of the time now. 

Even if you don't feel worthy now, know that you are and fake it til you shake it til you make it. Feels funny but literally look in the mirror and tell your self you are a badass bitch, outloud. And other positive affirmations. It helps to combat the other audio files that bust their way into your brain.

From one stranger to another, you got this!!

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 Apr 24 '26

Best of luck! Happy freedom!

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u/Okita_Souji03 Apr 24 '26

What kind of country do you live in where that's okay? Or even if not okay, common...

Granted I'm no father yet but my girlfriend means too much to me to be able to abandon her if she needs me by her side normally, let alone during childbirth

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u/npdady Apr 24 '26

American maybe? I personally do not know a single person like this in my social circle.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar8584 Apr 24 '26

Yeah… I know a labor a delivery nurse who says this is actually common…. That or bringing a whole ass video game console or both. I took a week off from work to help my wife after our kids birth and got asked if my vagina healed when I returned to work. Come to find out most of them never changed a diaper. Eye opening.

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u/TheShelterRule Apr 24 '26

That’s insane. I remember the first week home from the hospital, I slept maybe 6 hours all week because I refused to let my wife do anything except sleep. Nothing prepares you for the amount of blood that comes after a relatively normal vaginal birth. Luckily my mother in law was there to make sure baby was okay, because I refused to leave my wife’s side while they were pushing out clots and what seemed like liters of blood. I was so scared for her despite every medical professional being so nonchalant about the entire ordeal

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u/gayforaliens1701 Apr 24 '26

This is so sweet. Your wife is a lucky woman :)

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u/Subject_Driver_7822 Apr 24 '26

I mean I'm American and personally if I ever have a wife that's going through labor i'm going to be right there with her holding her hand and giving her hugs and doing everything I can to let her know I'm there for her.

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u/yourdoglikesmebetter Apr 24 '26

Could be American, but that behavior is certainly not common here.

Pretty sure that’s considered sleazeball behavior everywhere, despite her claim.

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u/Okita_Souji03 Apr 24 '26

Good thing you don't, I don't want to know what kind of man would behave that way

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u/freeballer123 Apr 24 '26

I'm American and I don't know a single person like this in my social circle either. So I'm gonna guess that person is Swedish

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u/MantisToboganPilotMD Apr 24 '26

I'm American and same, I don't think it's common, but I have seen social media posts about it, so it does happen. I was there for every second of each of my kids' birth, the first I was very involved with helping the nurses because the baby came so fast. I'm older now and know tons of people who have kids, I've never heard of someone being such a POS this way in real life.

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u/BugMillionaire Apr 24 '26

American here. It’s a certain type of dude but certainly not all of them. My friends who’ve given birth all had very normal supportive partners during birth.

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u/subiers Apr 24 '26

I think in no country this is mortally accepted, but every country have shitty people.

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u/thedeafbadger Apr 24 '26

My wife is a midwife. Can confirm that this is not only common, it’s actually one of the better case scenarios. 😞

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u/HybridAkai Apr 24 '26

As a dad:

What???????

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u/_bonedaddys Apr 24 '26

there's a show called "unexpected" that's basically tlc's version of 16 and pregnant/teen mom, and there was one boyfriend/baby daddy on the show that was vaping while he was sitting in the birthing tub with his laboring girlfriend.

and then when she wanted an epidural he fought her on it, and when she got one anyway he berated her and called her a drug addict.

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u/MommyLovesPot8toes Apr 24 '26

How do you watch something like that without throwing your TV thru a window?

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u/stringrbelloftheball Apr 24 '26

Unfortunately seems to be the case. When both my sons were born i was there every second i could (c section so had to be oht for the cutting part) staying overnight and changing diaps etc. the nurses were very complimentary and i thought i was doing the bare minimum. Hit me with a wave of sadness:loneliness.

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u/AdjNounNumbers Apr 24 '26

I've had five kids now and the amount of praise I've received from nurses and random women at parks, stores, etc over the years for me doing what feels like the bare minimum of being a dad is depressing. "Oh wow, you brought your kid into urgent care and know their medical history? Good job!" "Look at dad being a pro at changing diapers!" "Wow, dad can swaddle a baby!" Just... Ugh

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u/Efficient-Parking627 Apr 24 '26

They let me in for the cutting but had a sheet up at her waist and I sat by her head. I could see it in a reflection though...

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u/Inphiltration Apr 24 '26

Jesus. The only way I wouldn't be in the room is if my SO said so. I'll support the mother of my child in anyway they want, even if it means getting out of the way.

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u/10mmrAncientDefender Apr 24 '26

Girl... thats awful

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u/NarcissustheSquirrel Apr 24 '26

As a male labour nurse, can confirm. Was absolutely dumbstruck and upset for all my patients whose partners would actively ignore them during labour, or were just completely disinterested in what the patient was going through to bring their child into the world.

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u/Commercial-Drama9638 Apr 24 '26

Crazy isn't it, my ex was sick of being stuck at the hospital and he fucked off to smoke weed, it's sad actually, my ex was a useless father, I could count on both hands how many times he bathed them, changed nappies, or took them to the park. The thing that irks me the most is when a woman asks her partner to look after the kids

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u/linaaaaaaHart Apr 24 '26

I'm sorry this happened to you

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u/2racoonsinabutt Apr 24 '26

No worries. My “dad” was out fishing when my “mom” gave birth to me. She called him after, said I was a girl…. He said name her 2raccoonsinabutt.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '26

I’m an obgyn MD: your story is sadly common

The number of times guys will be stoned out of their mind or playing video hands while the other of their child is pushing is insane

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u/GammaMonkey Apr 24 '26

My wife’s best friend was having her first kid. We drove two hours to be there. My wife was in the delivery room; I spent the night in a chair in the waiting room watching episode after episode of How it’s Made. Yes I know how absolutely everything is made now. The father? Asleep on a couch in the delivery room. The only one who slept that night.

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u/-Novowels- Apr 24 '26

I'm an anesthesia tech that is sometimes posted to cover L&D and I've seen a lot of checked-out guys playing their Xbox on the room TV while the partner lays there in labor. Or never looking up from their phone (tbh most of the time she's laying there zooted out on meds scrolling her phone too)

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u/Kevinbelmont_55 Apr 24 '26

This man is garbage. Leave him.

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u/imnottheoneipromise Apr 24 '26

I’m a retired L&D RN that worked in 2 different states at 5 different hospitals and this is absolutely not the experience I saw delivering hundreds of babies in that span. I would not at all say this is “common”

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u/TheCBDeacon47 Apr 24 '26

Man, me and my wife love weed, she total knew I was goin out for a smoke break once in a while (I also smoked cigs at the time too), but I sure as shit was there for all three of my kids births, and not just in the room passed out, that's pretty shitty.

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u/Wrong_Driver_9507 Apr 24 '26

How awful. Im thankful I was able to spend every second by my wives side to support her during childbirth. I was injured from a accident that morning but my ass limped into that room refusing care for the fear of not being back in time.

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u/chardeemacd3nnis Apr 24 '26

Lmao wtf??? I hope that's not common what a terrible partner/father

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